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June 19, 2006

World Cup: Ukraine Kicks Saudi Jihad Ass

soccer starletThe sizzling Slavic shooters of Ukraine dealt a crushing blow to Saudi Arabia's Islamic jihad by humiliating their football team at the World Cup in Germany, 4 to 0.

No prayers to Allah, the blood-thirsty Muslim deity, could roll back the cool 15 degree Celsius and rainy weather that left the Saudi soccer jihadists limping and lagging behind the far superior kicking power of the Ukrainians.

Saudi Arabian terrorist, Osama bin Laden is reported to be a football fan, and is following closely the matches of his native country, one of the most brutal totalitarian nations on earth.

Newsru reported that Saudi goalkeeper, Mabruk Zaid, displayed an ``extreme lack of confidence.'' Well, with all those hot, blonde haired and blue-eyed Ukraine girls cheering their men on, poor Mabruk was probably thinking, ``Why the hell was I born in this mo-fo totalitarian Muslim country where the chicks are always dressed as if they're going to Frankenstein's funeral?''

Ukrainians, who are primarily Orthodox Christian as well as Roman Catholic, have lots of experience kicking Muslim ass. Many are descendant of Cossack troops that were for centuries waging war against the Tatars and Turks, expanding the borders of the Russian Empire.

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Posted by at June 19, 2006 3:18 PM

Comments

Great tale, great humour, great satire.
Foxes like this sort of thing.
Are we to believe you don't think much of muslims?

Posted by: The Fox [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 19, 2006 3:54 PM

It is wrong to say I don't think much of Muslims. My problem is with the totalitarian cult created by the deranged 7th century Arabian warlord Mohammed. So-called `Muslims' are victims. And like other victims of totalitarian cults, they need to be offered our compassion and assistance in order to find the strength to leave that cult. Don't forget that the lands that most so-called `Muslims' call home were once part of the Christian Byzantine Empire, or Zoraster Persia, or Hindu North India.

It would be great if so-called `Muslims' returned to the faith of their ancestors.

Posted by: jean de la valette [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 19, 2006 5:46 PM

Eight straight World Cup appearances without a win, 0-6-2. Outscored 25-4 over that stretch. Shutout in 6 games.

Denmark 1 Saudi Arabia 0
France 4 Saudi Arabia 0
South Africa 2 Saudi Arabia 2
Germany 8 Saudi Arabia 0
Ireland 3 Saudi Arabia 0
Cameroon 1 Saudi Arabia 0
Tunisia 2 Saudi Arabia 2
Ukraine 4 Saudi Arabia 0

Posted by: DavidE [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 19, 2006 9:47 PM

David E, Thank you for this information. Goodness, can these Saudi men do anything except kill themselves in senseless Muslim jihad?

It seems to me that Arab and Muslim culture has no place for physical fitness. What we see at the World Cup goes for the Olympic Games. It's just another sad example of how Islam denigrates human dignity and doesn't allow it to reach its full potential.

Posted by: jean de la valette [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 20, 2006 2:03 AM

You shoot, you score! Nice piece.

Posted by: sonofwalker [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 20, 2006 3:18 PM

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