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June 6, 2006
Saudi Arabia: Smiles Everyone, Put Away Your Bombs, And Welcome the Infidel Tourists
Saudi Arabia, one of the last remaining totalitarian regimes on earth, has plans to allow limited tourism opportunities for infidels, reports Middle East Online, a London-based news portal. Currently, only Muslim believers and infidel businessmen can visit the country. (Thousands of foreign infidel workers deemed useful to the Islamic regime have long been allowed to live in carefully controlled ghettos.)
"We promise you an experience that will hit your soul, mind and spirit ... (with) lots of nightlife,'' Prince Sultan bin Salman, who heads the kingdom's Supreme Commission for Tourism, told reporters in Dubai. "We have nothing to hide. We will open up so the world can see.''
This idea about ``hitting'' my soul sounds a bit ominous. But such language is entirely in sync with the violent ideas espoused by the Islamic Saudi regime, proud protector of Muslim holy sites in Mecca and Medina tied to the founder of Islam, the 7th century Arabian warlord and pedophile, Mohammed.
Prince Sultan hopes Saudi Arabia, which gave the world 15 out the 19 terrorists on 9/11, can attract 1.5 million infidel tourists a year by 2020, and that tourism will account for up to 18 percent of GDP. The Prince prefers to have the ``well-heeled and discerning tourist,'' eager to soak up a taste of the ``real'' Arabia.
Infidel tourists who plan to visit this fascist oil-rich kingdom should be on their best behavior, however, and conform to Muslim ways and attitudes. Nightlife, the Saudi way, is a bit different from how it's understood in the UK.
Forget about cocktails under the Arabian moon while a burqa-clad beauty massages your aching muscles after a hard-day camel racing. There won't be any alcohol, and no fraternizing with the local females, (who presumably exist, though no one has ever seen one in the naked flesh--- or at least lived to tell the tale.)
Prince Sultan said infidel tourists will be best to stay away from the cities where they might contaminate devout Muslims with their nefarious ideas about human rights and freedom of choice. Instead, get back to nature, and the more remote the area, the better. Try snorkeling and diving along the Red Sea coast with its coral reefs. When tired of swimming on all-male beaches, take an off-road adventure in the Rub al-Khali desert.
And for the ultimate adventure, as a special free bonus, the infidel tourist can probably count on dodging the bullets and bombs of devout Muslims who want to rack up more points for Mohammed and his global jihad.
Welcome to Saudi Arabia: Where Jihad Never Sleeps
Posted by at June 6, 2006 7:43 PM
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