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May 17, 2006
Pakistan: Muslims Are Sex-Starved Surfers, With Bestial Interests
The Pakistan Daily Times reports that a Google survey found that mostly Muslim nations seek access to sites of a sexual nature, and Pakistan is top of that list. Of the top 10 countries searching for sex-related sites, six were Muslim, and Pakistan was the leader, followed by Egypt (no 2), Iran (no 4), Morocco (no 5), Saudi Arabia (no 7) and Turkey at no 8. Vietnam was third, India at no 6, Philipines at 9 and Poland at 10. To verify the results, click here.
But Western Resistance is not content to let it rest here. If you click on the following links, you can see the data for yourself. In all of the following categories of bestiality, Pakistan was top of the list of Google searches for:
Pig Sex, with Egypt (no 2) and Saudi Arabia (no 3) following.
Donkey Sex, with India (no 2), Iran (no 3) and Saudi Arabia (no 4) following.
Dog Sex, with India (no 2), and Saudi Arabia (no 3)
Cat Sex (!!!), with Iran (no 2), Egypt (no 3) and Saudi Arabia (no 4) following.
Horse Sex, followed by India (no 2) and Turkey (no 3)
Cow Sex, with Iran (no 2), India (no 3) and Saudi Arabia (no 4) following.
Goat Sex, with India (no 2) and New Zealand (no 3) following
Animal Sex, with Morocco (no 2), India (no 3), Iran (no 4), Egypt (no 5)
It is truly bizarre that Pakistan should top the search lists for ALL of the above categories. But your intrepid Western Resistance researcher was not prepared to let it rest at that. Surely there is something highly relevant in the above figures.
Bizarrely, though the Pakistani web-surfer wants to see images of Goat Sex, the same nation is not interested in looking for sites on Sheep Sex. In fact, no Muslim countries were interested in sheep, perhaps because they eat lamb. Never play with one's dinners, seems to be the moral here.
But if four-legged animals seem to whet the Muslim surfer's appetite, creatures with only two legs were not interesting. So for Duck Sex, only Western nations are featured, with Norway number one. But for Chicken Sex, the antipodeans seem most interested, with Australia number one, followed by the US and then New Zealand.
Another Muslim nation, Malaysia, was most interested in Fish Sex, but once again, Pakistan was top of the charts for Snake Sex. Before you start guessing, these sites involve women "inserting" these creatures.
On a search for Gay Sex, the Philippines was top of the list, with Saudi Arabia coming in at number two. Forbidden fruits?
The word "ass" has double meanings, as a donkey and as a posterior, and a search for Ass Sex found Saudi Arabia was top, followed by Pakistan (no 2), Egypt (no 3), Iran (no 4), the United Arab Emirates (no 5), Greece (no 6) and Morocco (no 7). Ironically a search for Bottom Sex found the United Kingdom in top place, followed by India (no 2) and the US (no 3).
But Anal Sex was most sought after in Saudi Arabia, followed by Turkey (no 2).
A search on Oral Sex found only one Muslim nation in the top ten, with Turkey coming in at fifth place.
No Muslim nations were interested in Lesbian Sex, Granny Sex or Kinky Sex.
The results of my searches have made me snigger and squeal with laughter, but it is not all amusing. Mohammed the so-called prophet had sex with a nine year old girl, and it seems his followers still want to look for images of Child Sex. For this, the top of the list of searches was headed by Pakistan (no 1), followed by India (no 2), Iran (no 3) and Turkey (no 4).
UPDATE - 17 July. SInce this report was written, the Saudis appear to have lost their interest in Anal Sex, and no longer appear in the top ten. The top of the list for sodomy-searchers is now occupied by Turkey. But Saudis still hunt for ass sex and are still number two in their search for gay sex. Maybe they are more interested in rimming, fisting and blowjobs now.....
Posted by Giraldus Cambrensis at May 17, 2006 4:57 PM
Comments
There were no results for "Sheep Sex" becuase that Jew-infidel Woody Allen made a movie about Sex with that Jew-infidel Gene Wilder seducing a sheep in a hotel room.
Posted by: Jeremiah ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.westernresistance.com/nav-commenters.gif)
at May 18, 2006 6:08 PM
India turns up as No.2.
Anyway Pakis hate to be called Pakis cf: Afghans, Tajiks, who all come from one `stan` or the other. It was canny-balled from:
P- Punab (land of 5 rivers, 2 remain in India)
A- Afghanistan (border treaty expired in `92)
K- Kashmir
I- Iran
Posted by: hutchrun at May 19, 2006 1:56 AM
re: P -Punjab
Posted by: hutchrun at May 19, 2006 1:56 AM
Little interest of 'oral sex' in Islamic countries. Hmmm... Perhaps their warmer climes makes the thought of such an act unpalatable.
Posted by: western infidel at May 19, 2006 4:34 AM
Now you know why the late Theo van Gogh always referred to Islamic radicals as "goatf*ckers".
Posted by: Dan Cannon at May 23, 2006 9:29 AM
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