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May 4, 2006
Borneo: Muslim Wonderment Over Deformed Egg
Look closely at the image on the left. Somewhere in the middle of this lumpy object is a pattern of three loops. The object is a deformed specimen of egg, which was discovered in Borneo. According to the Borneo Bulletin, a staff member at the Ministry of Religious Affairs said his son had bought some eggs. Amongst them was the lumpen object pictured here.
The man looked closely and lo and behold, he saw the Arabic script for "Allah" written on the egg. He took the object to a religious expert at his place of work, and it was confirmed. Allah had printed his name on an object squeezed out of a chicken's fanny.
According to the Borneo Bulletin, this was not the first time "such a miracle" had happened. In one instance, a housewife was about to fry an egg when she noticed that the shell bore writings from the Kalimah, saying "There is no God but Allah".
The fact that a newspaper has to resort to such stupidity is perhaps a bigger miracle. Arabic, being a cursive script, can apparently "appear" in any object with a wrinkled texture, such as a scrotum, a rectum, a foreskin, labia, a Gallia melon, the stretch-marks on a torso, a plate of spaghetti, or a pile of puppy's worms. But don't tell that to the Muslims, for these are "Miracles of Allah".
Posted by Giraldus Cambrensis at May 4, 2006 1:45 PM
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What I want to know is this: since the egg is a miracle of Allah, does it follow the hen is the Islamic virgin Mary?
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at May 4, 2006 7:25 PM
Jesus fed the multitudes, healed the sick and raised the dead. All Allah could manage was an egg...With the help of a chicken.
Posted by: WIDEAWAKE at May 4, 2006 8:31 PM
come on now, obviously the message is that the chicken itself is allah. they should be worshiping the chicken, not marveling over the egg.
Posted by: slogin at May 4, 2006 8:59 PM
Or expressing reverence to the chicken's arse, or whatever orifice the bloody thing fell out of. I don't know much about chickens' anatomies, despite the rumours spread by my detractors.
Posted by: Giraldus Cambrensis at May 4, 2006 9:10 PM
To The Ministry of Religious Affairs, When examining my stools I have noticed a curious 'triple loop pattern' that appears on the surface of the sausage. I don't think this is a miracle of Allah, but just to be on the safe side I'll be happy to mail you a couple through the post.
Posted by: western infidel at May 6, 2006 3:34 AM
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