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February 10, 2006

UK: Muslims Complain About Sex Dolls

The Manchester Central Mosque is getting its burka in a twist about a male inflatable sex doll, in a further sign of the total inability of Muslim leaders to take a joke or have a sense of humour, states Sky News, originally from the UK Independent.

The doll, created by erotic product retailer, Ann Summers (a company, not an individual) is called "Mustafa Shag", which is claimed to be the "ideal escort for your hen-night adventures".

The cause of such concern is that the name is the same as a title of Mohammed. It is all right for European jails to be loaded with petty criminals called Mustafa, and how many terrorists (e.g. Mohammed Atta) have been called Mohammed?

Such a complaint proves itself unsustainable when one examines the mosque's request.

In a letter from the mosque, it was written "You have no idea how much hurt, anguish and disgust this obnoxious phrase has caused to Muslim men, women and children. We are asking you to please relent on compassionate grounds."

One wonders where children will be seeing such a doll - in Mummy's bedroom while Daddy is at work?

Such pathetic sensitivity and emotional blackmailing is not being listened to by the Ann Summers group, whose CEO Jacqueline Gold sensibly responded: "We don't want to offend, but this feels like political correctness gone mad. If anyone has a better name for a blow-up doll, please let us know."

How about "Allah's Rod?" or "Mohammed - The Messenger (guaranteed to deliver)", or "Osama- the virginity-harmer".

Anyway, we cannot deprive you of a picture of Mustafa Shag, even though he looks distinctly unerotic, and rather malformed, or underformed where it counts. Click here to see Mustafa's moulded manhood. He seems, however, to follow Mohammed's shaving instructions, and has no pubic hair.

This doll is of the type which has to be inflated with a pump. There must be money to be made from a sex doll which, in typical Mohammedan style, can blow itself up.....

Surely it is time for Muslims in the West to abandon their 7th century morality and childish over-sensitivity, for if they cannot, then really they should abandon the West and return to the playpens and kindergartens they came from.

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Posted by Giraldus Cambrensis at February 10, 2006 7:01 AM

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